Professional Dirt Sucker (no experience preferred)

How would you like to meet new people and their pets everyday... work with amazing colleagues... get the schedule you need... and stuff your wallet with fat dolla-dolla bills?

If you have a can-do attitude, a willingness to learn, and a charming bright smile then we want to hire YOU!

I dont care about your education level.

I dont care about your past work history.

I only care about your attitude, personality, and appearance.

So if you believe that life is too short to NOT have fun, dad jokes can bring world peace, and Nicolas Cage is a National Treasure (see what I did there?? Did ya???)

Then you'll fit in well around here!

We clean carpet, furniture, and air ducts.. yes, people literally pay us money to suck up dirt. It's awesome.

It may sound boring to some, but its actually SUPER SATISFYING!

You ever see those online videos of a completely filthy carpet, car interior, air duct, or driveway come out sparkling clean? We get to do that!

Were the wizards that get to create that magical cleaning sorcery!

We get to use big machines with lots of sucky-sucky (thats a technical term) that go WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... It's fun to grab your co-worker with it!

Here's the perks:

-Great pay and jolly co-workers!

-A great boss (duh)

-Endless dad jokes (double duh)

-Flexible work schedule

-Feeling appreciated (I can't do this without you, please don't leave me... *sad music*)

-Opportunity to advance and move up in the company

-Tips, commissions, and bonuses.

-Basketball hoop in the office.

-Quality toilet paper in the bathroom (that's how much we love you. It's a lot)

So, whats required?

Im glad you asked.

-Clean driving record

-Valid Drivers License

-Clean background + clean drug test

-Ability to look professional and down right good-looking in our uniforms. *wink wink*

-Ability to work physically for 8-10 hours a day

-Reliable transportation

-Ability to talk to strangers and carry on a conversation

-Comfortable working around pets and kids

-A love for pets and people

-Ability to work by yourself with little to no supervision after being fully trained.

-Believe sales is NOT a dirty word (as long as its done ethically)

-Live and breathe customer service

-Not afraid to get dirt on your hands

-Please please please more personality than a rock.

DO NOT APPLY IF

-You dont like pets (we don't hire people with cold dead hearts)

-Youre a creep

-You cant handle physical work all day long

-You dont like meeting new people

-You cant follow step-by-step instructions or checklists

-You come into work with a grumpy face

-You need constant supervision

-You cant handle when things go wrong or dont go according to plan

-Your momma say you ugly

So think you got what it takes to make those dolla-dolla bills?

Awesome!

TO APPLY pull out your phone and record a short video with these 3 things..

1. Introduce yourself and tell me your favorite color + animal

2. Why you want to work here + why I should hire you

3. How many hours you want to get and what pay you need.

Bonus Credit: Your favorite dad joke.

RECORD YOUR VIDEO HERE: https://upload.vloggi.com/projects/JNXZ-000

(copy and paste into your browser)

Hours are 8:30-5:30pm but occasionally the day may run a little longer.

Job Types: Full-time, Part-time

Salary: $19.00 - $29.00 per hour

Expected hours: 30 40 per week

Schedule:

8-10 hour shift

Application Question(s):

Do you have a CLEAN driving record and Valid Driver's license?

Do you have RELIABLE transportation?

Work Location: In person