FOR SALE: 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4-Door: "Betty" A Badass Built to Rule the Roads, Crush the Trails, and Make You Look Like a Legend

Price: $33,900 Mandan, ND

Alright, listen up, this here is Betty, and she ain't your run-of-the-mill, soccer-mom Jeep. Oh no, Bettys a 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4-Door, and she's been lovingly (and I do mean lovingly) pampered as a Pavement Princess for the last few years. But lets be real, Bettys itchin' to get dirty. She was built to kick rocks, climb mountains, and slap mother nature in the face with every turn of her oversized tires.

Let me break it down for you in excruciating detail, because this Jeep deserves a spotlight brighter than those LED headlights I'll mention later.

The Basics (Or as I like to call em', What Betty's Packing):

Mileage: 64,678 (That's barely a warm-up lap for Betty, folks she's just gettin' started).

Engine: 3.6L V6 with 4.56 Gear Ratio (translation): enough power to knock the teeth out of whatever mountain or trail you throw her way.

Color: Bright White Clear Coat: a pure white that practically dares mud to mess with it.

Top: 3-piece color-matched hardtop: because, like all legends, Betty knows how to keep it together or break it down when the time is right.

Now, lets talk about what Betty was BORN with: these are her Factory Installed Options that came straight outta the Jeep factory like a 4x4 superhero:

4:1 Rock-Trac HD Part-Time 4WD: when the going gets tough, Betty gets going harder. Rock-crawlings in her DNA.

Next Gen Dana 44 HD Front & Rear Axles: those axles are tougher than your cousin's homemade moonshine.

Tru-Lok Front & Rear Locking Differentials: Betty don't slip, she grips. You want traction? You got it.

Automatic Headlamps hands-free lighting. You think Betty needs YOU to turn on the lights? Please.

Rock Rails: these ain't just for show, pal. If you feel like grinding Betty over some boulders, shell slide on over em like butter on a hot biscuit.

115V Auxiliary Power Outlet: yeah, she's got power. Charge your phone, power a blender, whatever. Betty's versatile.

Sirius Satellite Radio: need a soundtrack while you're conquering the wild? She's got you covered. Cue up your best Thunderstruck anthem while Betty roars.

Heated Leather Seats: even badasses need to keep their buns warm when they're out braving the cold.

Navigation System w/ Voice Command UConnect: because Betty never gets lost unless you want to get lost together. Uconnects got you, though.

Alright, buckle up, because here's where Betty turns into a straight-up BEAST: her Aftermarket Upgrades make her the stuff of legends:

Custom Color-Matched Fender Flares: because even Betty needs to flex a little style while she's out crushing trails.

Poison Spider Rockslide Side Guards: Betty doesn't just glide over obstacles, she dares the rocks to come at her. Go ahead, try and mess with those rock slides. They'll fold before Betty does.

Poison Spider Front & Rear HD Bumpers & skid-plating with Recovery Shackles & Recessed Lighting: these bumpers ain't just for looks, they're here for business. And by business, I mean making sure Bettys the toughest thing on the trail.

Fortified Receiver Hitch: yeah, shell tow. She's not just for show, she's got the guts to get the job done.

Poison Spider Oversized Spare Tire Carrier: you wont find a donut here, pal. Betty rolls with a full-sized matching spare because anything less is an insult.

DV8 Offroad Aluminum Inner Fenders: you gotta keep the important stuff protected when you're crushing it in the wild.

10,000 lb Warn Front Winch: this things a monster. Whether you're pulling yourself or your buddies out of a jam, Bettys got the muscle to handle it.

Westin Light Bar and Fog Lamps: because sometimes you need to turn night into day and make everyone around you feel like they're about to see the gates of Valhalla.

LED Front Headlights: brighter than your ex's future, and they won't quit like your ex did.

37x12.50 Nitto Terra Grappler G2 A/T Tires: Bettys grip game is strong. These tires are practically new and will eat up the terrain like its breakfast.

4 EVO Rock Crawler Suspension Lift with Fox Shocks: Bettys got legs for days. Whether you're scaling mountains or just want that high stance on the road, she's ready.

Bead Locker Wheels & 2 Wheel Spacers: for that aggressive stance that says "Yeah, I'm here to wreck shop."

ARB Onboard Air Compressor: inflating tires? No problem. Need to pump up an air mattress for the post-trail celebration? Bettys got it.

MagnaFlow Outlaw Dual Exhaust: Have you ever heard the growl of a thousand wolves? Well, this exhaust makes Betty sound like the leader of the pack. Trust me, you'll want to roll the windows down just to hear her roar.

Bonus Round: The Other Notes Section: Let's get personal. Betty hasn't seen the rough and tumble world she was built for, not yet. She's been a Pavement Princess - yeah, I said it. But don't you think for a second that she cant handle the heat.

We've babied this beauty: oil changes with Mobil 1, yearly inspections, and we just threw in a new radiator and pinion seal to keep things tighter than a drum. She's got all the power, all the muscle, and she rides smoother than a whiskey on the rocks.

Oh, and did I mention, we've got an aftermarket scooped hood just sitting around? Yeah, if you're into that kind of thing, we can toss it in too (for the right price).

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Why Sell Betty? Look, I love Betty like she's my own flesh and blood, but we don't need her anymore. Our son got himself a new ride, and Betty deserves more than just sitting in the garage looking pretty. She deserves to get out there and do what she was built for tear it up. This Jeep is a legend in waiting, and I'm ready to hand over the reins.

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So, if you're looking for a Jeep that turns heads, crushes trails, and makes you feel like the absolute king (or queen) of the road, Bettys the one. She's ready to leave the pavement behind and write her next chapter out in the wild.

Do you have the guts to take her there?